|want to hear a joke?|
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services